I can hear you knocking but you’re not coming in!
I don’t even let the cleaner in here you know.
Think of the damage you could cause if you blundered around unenthusiastically.
I have thousands of DVD’s full of things I would rather forget.
Bad hair cuts.
People who should never have been kissed!
I’ve tried to get rid of them but I just can’t work out how to wipe my hard drive.
There are suit cases full of memories I’ve packed away and stored at the back.
I tried burning them once but I used quality fire retardant
because I thought they were important.
So if you think you got away with that nasty comment you once made, you can think again!!
There are dangerous issues in here that I would not like to subject you to!
For example, in that tar pit are the fossilised remains of some pretty scary fears!
Doctors with facial hair ( Oh Yes!! It’s in there somewhere)!
There’s even a vast vat of inferiority that I won’t go anywhere near.
I really am that crap!!
So, anyway, you’re not coming in but if you’re still interested I’ll send you some photo’s.